- (I'm on my way to my 5th period class when i see Jacob)
- Me: Hi
- Jacob: Dishon, you look like a duck.
- Me: Wow... Oh my -
- Jacob: Your lips are big, and your nose sticks out like a duck.
- Me: (I'm still laughing)
- Jacob: You should post a picture of a duck on Tumblr and be like: "Look Jake it's me!"
- Me: I will....